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Shoppolis Islands

Bars, Taverns & Saloons

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Shoppolis Islands Information

When I think back, I can't remember a time that I was not allowed to drink.  My name is Gordon, and I am here to talk about the drinking aspect of Shoppolis Islands.  For a nation not identified by its collective level of inebriation, SI has quite a few bars, taverns and saloons.  As far as statistics go, SI citizens are more prone to have a few cocktails and fall into a late evening beach moonlight slumber, or go home early and get a good night's sleep than fight or get involved in illegal acts.  The volume of intoxicating beverages consumed is quite high but it seems to be distributed out quite well over the entire population.  Some say, that our rather casual attitude about everyday matters could be attributed to at least one stop somewhere; we prefer to think that our propensity to stop to "smell the flowers," or "pinch a grape," is part of the tropical way of life.  Tourism provides a substantial increase in our statistics, particularly in South Beach where the ships dock.  Our hotels send more product over the bar than any independent establishment except for the SI Bar & Grill (depicted above) because of our famous "Andy the Bartender," and SI's Charter Bar. 

There is no drinking age in SI, because it is believed that younger drinkers should be under the rules and regulations of their respective families rather that of the state.  On the other hand, the types of drinks served are regulated to a degree.  High alcohol drinks (15% or higher) are not served to anyone under 18, but beers and wines can be.  These decisions are left to the discretion of the property owner rather than the state.  The population of SI is well aware that if we don't moderate our own collective drinking habits, our own society may step in, and that is considered insulting, therefore, we drink only to moderation or within our own homes and clubs under our own rules of conduct, as long as our habits don't interfere with the common good.  Cigarette, pipe and cigar smoking is more controlled than other substances (besides illegal drugs) and is permitted only in institutions where the patrons have agreed to smoke.  Those who do not want to have smoke are encouraged to patronize establishments forbidding smoking.  Marijuana is frowned upon but not illegal unless purchased.

In order to home-grow, a license must be purchased, so SI knows all sources.  It is illegal to import or export.  If it is proven that marijuana smoking led to a punishable offense, the perpetrator is subject to the consequences of his/her act with smoking considered to be a contributing factor.  SI practices a certain degree of tolerance and understanding of personal preferences and prefers to "accommodate and regulate" rather than "forbid and punish."  As with alcohol, smoking is addressed within the family sphere rather than the state's.

Bar and Shanty Talk

Bar and Shanty Talk

Belle Ela Pequod Asnivor is a direct descendant of Desmond Pequod, Sailing Master of the Prize Mary, the ship that brought our ancestors to Shoppolis Islands.  She is an acknowledged historian of SI, as well as a person of "words."  She teaches part-time in the various school districts and enjoys collecting trivia.  Her favorite pasttimes include Ripley's and the worlds' records in Guiness.  As a proud descendant of a remarkable navigator and seaman, she enjoys interlacing the contemporary with the vintage and enjoys combining various subjects.  In her words, "too much of too much is too much."  We have no argument with that logic.  We thank her and her loyal staff, Pretty Bond and Alex Boringan, for their compilation of fun bar and shanty talk.


 

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